Cute and Funny
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| Dog Quotes |
| "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous |
| "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers |
| "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." -Will Rogers |
| "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams |
| "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Josh Billings |
| "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney |
| "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man hasever made." -M. Acklam |
| "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."-Sigmund Freud |
| "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -Rita Rudner |
| "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three |
| "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -Franklin P. Jones |
| "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."-James Thurber |
| "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown |
| "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." -Joe Weinstein |
| "Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler |
| "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein |
| "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain |
| "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barr |
| "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras |
| "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." -Phil Pastoret |
| "My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am." Dave Bradbury |
